I am a blank-staring, self-centered, affection-seeking, money-loving, pouty lipped, occasionally cynical, originality deprived, hopelessly confused, budding artist; amateur glass blower; indie music lover; shameless material girl; abhorrer of socks; lackadaisical slacker; unicorn enthusiast; sexually frustrated catholic school girl; maker of animal noises; idealist liberal; manipulative opportunist; disordered teen; scrunchie revivalist; collector of knowledge; virgo; and foremost a whirling tornado of chaos. Oh and my name's a verb.